在忙碌的生活节奏中，偶尔放松一下心情是非常必要的。今天，我们为大家准备了20个简短又爆笑的英语笑话，每个笑话都附有中文翻译，让你在轻松一笑的同时提升英语水平。

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they're always nucleus!

为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们总是居心叵测！

2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

我以前是个面包师，但赚不到足够的钱。

3. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

一匹马走进酒吧。酒保说：“为什么愁眉苦脸的？”

4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

我告诉我的妻子她画的眉毛太高了。她看起来很惊讶。

5. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

我在读一本关于反重力的书。它不可能放得下！

6. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

你听说那个失去左边的人了吗？

7. I have a fear of speed bumps. But I’m slowly getting over it.

我害怕路拱。但我正在慢慢克服它。

8. I used to be a chef... until I realized I didn't like cooking.

我曾经是个厨师……直到我发现我不喜欢做饭。

9. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

我的狗过去常常追骑自行车的人。情况变得太糟了，最后我不得不把它的自行车拿走了。

10. I wanted to make a belt out of watches. But then I realized it would be a waist of time.

我想用手表做一条腰带。但后来我意识到这会是浪费时间。

这些笑话虽然简单，但却充满了幽默感。希望它们能为你的日常生活增添一点乐趣！